![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought so." And she shoulda held up there, but - no - this tree gets all fuckin' benevolent and be, like, "Well, I got mad apples you can go hustle on the streets." So this ass-faced prick just, like, boosts all these goddamn apples an' leaves this tree with, like, its weave all out an' shit. Well, the tree is all, like, "I ain't got no cash, bitch. So this little punk-ass bitch come up on the tree - this is a motherfuckin' tree, hear? - and ask her fo' some g's. Ever'thin' fine for a while, y'all, with the lil' prick all gettin' up in there an' sayin' to the tree, "Yeah, you know you mah bitch," but then all of a sudden, this jumped-up prick go through puberty, get his chia on or some such shit, and so he's off screwin' the skank-ass bitches on the block all damn day and can't spare one motherfuckin' minute for this poor old tree who waitin' for him and lookin' all motherfuckin' sad an' droopy an' shit. The Giving Tree is the straight-up wack story of how this selfish little ass-faced prick kicks it with this full-on saintly tree. Okay, this some motherfuckin' fucked-up shit right here. HEY, KIDS AND SHEL SILVERSTEIN FANS! COME OVER HERE AND READ THIS! ![]()
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